NARRATOR: Ah, beautiful springtime.
A time of fun and frolic for most...
but not for this poor slob.
Oh, what a beautiful day.
And here I am,
trapped in a prison of high cholesterol.
( bell dings )
Oh! No one ever comes in on Sunday.
( bell dings )
Oh! Why can't Mr. Krabs just let us go home?
( bell dings )
Oh...!
( dings )
( giggling )
SpongeBob, stop ringing this bell.
I was just testing it.
l will ring the bell when there's an order.
But...
there's no customers!
There hasn't been one all day and there isn't going to be any!
Ooh...! ( bell dings )
One Krabby Patty coming up!
No... oof!
( clattering )
That sounds like me money dropping.
What's going on out here?!
My babies!
Get away, barbarian!
What have you done?
Nice clean money... soiled!
I'll take care of you.
Papa clean you up.
Clear the way!
No, no, no, don't cry, little ones.
What's wrong, Mr. Krabs?
Me dime!
Oh...
No...!
I got it, boy.
What the...?
It's stuck!
You got to help me, SpongeBob!
You've got to let go of the dime.
I can think of ten good reasons
to never let go of a dime, boy.
There's got to be another way!
Grab me captain's quarters and heave!
( both grunting )
( grunting )
Me arms...!
Oh, no, not again!
( grunts )
( clanging and grunting )
( groans )
( clink )
( groans )
Wait...
Squidward...
I'm putting you in charge
of things around here while I'm gone.
You can count on me, sir!
Take care, hurry back.
Get well soon.
You're in our thoughts.
Takes more muscles to frown than to smile.
Okay, SpongeBob, let's get down to business.
My first official act as new manager
is to give you a promotion.
Oh! Really?
You get to run the cash register.
The cash register...?
Wow!
Squidward, who's going to work the grill?
You are... it's part of the promotion I mentioned earlier.
You'll be wearing two hats now.
You're going to take the orders
then you're going to make them!
Oh...
This is the best day of my life.
Me, too.
But wait, if I'm running the register and the grill
what are you going to do?
I've got some very important
boss-like errands to run.
See you later.
Squidward!
What?
You forgot
to teach me how to use...
the cash register...
You push the button and put the money inside.
Okay, you're on your own.
l can't believe this is really happening.
Today I start living!
Well, Squidward, you've really outdone yourself this time.
A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering... with pay.
Hmm... guess I do feel kind of bad
for poor little SpongeBob
all by his lonesome...
Oh, oh, it will pass.
He's probably just standing at the register
with that stupid grin on his face.
Hey, SpongeBob!
Hey, Patrick!
Hey, SpongeBob
could you give me change for a quarter?
No problem!
Here you go!
Thanks!
I forgot to tell him
how to make change! Oh...!
Sponge...
Bob...
Hmm... Phew.
Hi, Squidward. All done with those errands?
No, I am not.
I just remembered
I needed change for this dollar.
Do you want four quarters
or ten dimes, or 20 nickels, or 100 pennies
or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickels and ten pennies
or, if you give me a five-dollar bill, your options are...
All right! Goodbye.
This is great.
My day off, no worries, just relaxation.
I'm the boss, I deserve this.
Ah...
( thinking ): Everything will be fine.
There won't be any customers today anyway.
He'll probably just stand there bored. ( chuckles )
SpongeBob, bored. ( chuckles )
Uh... getting kind of bored.
Ah... ( snoring )
Aah, ooh!
( puffing )
( gibbering )
Oh, what am I doing?
I am wasting valuable relaxing time, that's what I'm doing!
l mean, really, what are the odds?
SpongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire?
( laughs )
( siren wailing )
Aah!
( panting )
May I help you, sir?
It's me, you dunce!
Oh, hi, Squidward!
How are those errands going?
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm very busy.
I'm sure you are.
I don't like your tone.
( higher-pitched ): I'm sure you are.
( normal voice ): How's that?
Just do your jobs!
Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles.
( muttering )
Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge.
Must... re... lax!
( sighs )
Look at yourself.
You're losing your bluish glow.
Stop worrying so much.
Now, repeat after me.
You will not go back to the Krusty Krab.
I will destroy the Krusty Krab!
Aah!
SpongeBob!
Have you finished...?
No!
That's it!
No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind
l will not go back to that restaurant!
( panting )
Have you finished those errands?
( panting )
Have you finished those errands?
( panting )
Have you finished those errands?
( panting )
Have you finished those errands?
( panting )
Have you finished
those errands?
Have you finished those errands?
Errands, errands...
Errands, errands, errands...
Have you finished those errands?
No, I am not finished with those errands
and I never will be, so quit checking up on me!
I know what you're up to.
Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!
But I haven't...
Maybe you haven't
messed up yet
but you will.
You will...
And when you do, I'll be there.
I'll be there!
( laughing wildly )
Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker.
He makes me proud to wear these hats.
There! Now I'll have to stay here and enjoy myself!
( laughs )
I'm not even going to think about you-know-who
at the you-know-what doing I-don't-care.
( laughs )
Just gonna... relax.
Let Squid's day off... begin.
( SpongeBob laughing )
What was that?
( SpongeBob laughing )
It's SpongeBob.
He's spying on me to see if I'm really doing errands. ( laughs )
But he left his post. ( laughs )
And I've finally caught him messing up. ( laughs )
Aha! I caught you, Sponge...
Branch.
( scratches like SpongeBob laughing )
Ha... here's the rubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get.
I got you now!
Wait till Mr. Krabs finds out you're a... toilet.
You're losing it, Squidward.
Calm down.
If I let this get to me again
I'll just end up running down to the Krusty Krab
bursting through the front door
up to that yellow headache, SpongeBob, and he'll say...
Hi, Squidward.
Are you finished with those errands yet?
Aha!
I know you're in here.
( gasps )
He's headed back to the Krusty Krab!
I'll beat him there!
( panting )
I've got you now, SpongeBob!
Hey, put some clothes on!
The truth will be revealed!
Whoa-ho, right on, Squidward!
Okay, Mr. Krabs.
Get plenty of rest
and if things don't seem right, come back.
Thanks, Doc.
( laughing wildly )
SpongeBob, you can't...
( laughing wildly )
Aha!
I caught you now!
You didn't think I knew
you were a stick outside my window! Ha!
Or the toilet in my bathroom!
And then you were in my bathtub, and I...
and you... and I...
and then you... swam... down the drain...
and... beat me to the Krusty Krab.
Uh, does that mean you're...?
Yes, SpongeBob.
I am finished with those errands.
I guess I want to take my place back
at the cash register.
I really do.
Then you might want to put these on.
Hmm...
Hey, Squidward, you know what?
Look, we forgot to switch the "Closed" sign to "Open."
It's almost like we could have taken the whole day off!
( laughing )